Sunday, September 16, 2007

animal crackers & modernization




A friend of mine came to our architecture studio today with animal crackers, stating that since they were pink and white and had sprinkles she immediately thought of me. (since pink sparkly things are pretty high on my list of all the things I love in this world). I couldn't contain my excitement and had to have one right away.


When I got my hands on one of those beautiful, sparkly, pink elephants and took a bite, I expected nothing but heaven. Unfortunately, heaven tasted a little differently than I remembered; somehow the clouds of cotton candy had become hard. Not stale, but hard. I felt like I was eating plastic!
After taking a quick look at the nutrition facts I realized why: trans fat.

The thing is, after being in Berkeley for 4 years, though many have resorted to living their lives on burritos, nachos, and chilli fries, I have become one of those who have realized the importance of a healthy diet. Now, that's not to say that my alcoholic tendancies over the weekend followed by innumerous amounts of drunk-binge eating could ever be considered healthy, but hey. I'm a college student. And I do try really hard to eat 5 fruits and veggies a day (its 3:30 and I'm at...zero, unless rasberry jam counts as one). I also have been able to (relatively successfully) eliminate trans fat from my diet.


That's right. Like the modern state of New York, I too have banned trans fat from my life. (1)


Why you ask? Well, why don't I let the experts tell you.


" There are four kinds of fats: monounsaturated fat, polyunsaturated fat, saturated fat, and trans fat. Monounsaturated fat and polyunsaturated fat are the "good" fats. It is generally accepted that consumption of saturated fat should be kept low, especially for adults. Trans fat (which means trans fatty acids) is the worst kind of fat, far worse than saturated fat.


Partial hydrogenation is an industrial process used to make a perfectly good oil, such as soybean oil, into a perfectly bad oil. The process is used to make an oil more solid; provide longer shelf-life in baked products; provide longer fry-life for cooking oils, and provide a certain kind of texture or "mouthfeel." The big problem is that partially hydrogenated oil is laden with lethal trans fat.


Trans fats cause significant and serious lowering of HDL (good) cholesterol and a significant and serious increase in LDL (bad) cholesterol; make the arteries more rigid; cause major clogging of arteries; cause insulin resistance; cause or contribute to type 2 diabetes; and cause or contribute to other serious health problems. " (2)



And since I'm of Asian-Indian descent, my coronary arteries are already smaller than the arteries of Americans, putting me at even higher risk of clogged arteries and ultimately a heart attack, where the mortality rate of Indians because of this is already 40% higher than our white counterparts in America. (3)


So, if you were to ask me whether I'd rather have a heart attack or a healthy snack, it wouldn't take my rocket-scientist of a father to figure out which one is healthier. Bye-bye sparkly pink elephant...









Friday, September 14, 2007

The Dismissal of Arj Barker & Homage to Myspace-Spamming

I was never one of those teeny-boppers screaming their heads off for boybands; I didn't go to my first concert when I was twelve; and I've never been to any KIIS-mas, MTV, or Nickelodean event.


I have, however, fallen for my first "celebrity".



Arj Barker.



And, I have made him one of my favorites on my myspace. In fact my best friend is pretty pissed that she is now #2 on my top friends list.




The internet has convinced adoring fans that we can "contact" our favorite celebrities, bands and band members, comedians, singers, and actors. However, most of the time the myspaces that we view as direct windows to the soul's of celebrities aren't even run by them. But, we as fans look past that obvious fact and become infatuated with the idea that our favorite celebrity could actually be the one reading all that junk fan mail that we keep spamming their myspaces with.

Yes. You know it, and we all do it: Spam our favorite celebrities.


I am not going to lie and say I don't, because I do, and I have. I officially spammed my first celebrity. I am officially a celebrity spamming non-virgin.

I messaged Arj Barker. I couldn't help it! The idea that a "celebrity" is just one click away is simply TOO irrisistable for me to ignore. I messaged him and I told him how cool I thought he was, and that since he was in San Francisco and since I was in Berkeley (only 20 mins apart) we should hang out and get drinks. In fact, I even offered to buy him drinks realizing that he probably had tons of better things to do.

So I waited for a reply. And checked my mail. I continued to wait, and I continued to check.


Nothing.

One should not have to wait a WHOLE HOUR for a response from their favorite celebrity.

Okay so it's been more like 52. But seriously, 2 days is a long ass time in myspace time. That's like 2 years in human time. What the hell is wrong with him? Does he ACTUALLY have better things to do?

And, for God's sake - I offered to buy him drinks all night! How can anyone deny free drinks?

Freakin' weirdo.

So, dear Arj, even though that may not even actually be your myspace, and you probably are too busy doing htings which are actually worth you spending your time on, I don't care and I am going to be offended that you haven't messaged me back yet, and you are officially dismissed.

That's right, Arj - you're fired!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

arj barker


okay. so i FINALLY found out who the silly indian(?) guy is on flight of the conchords. THAT'S RIGHT. arj barker! and he's from san francisco! i want to meet him so badly! arj barker if you're reading this somewhere out there, you seriously need to relieve me of all this econ homework i've got, and let's go out for a drink. on me. even though you probably have a larger cash flow, you probably also have a lot more you've got to do, so to create some sort of incentive (as if the prospect of meeting a gorgeous girl wasn't enough) I'm gonna buy you a draaannnkk,, shawwtaayyyyy



get over here if you can handle it!




oh and ps. some of your photography is actually pretty flippin good. i especially like the ones you take of the GG bridge.. or g dub as i like to call it.


spiffy.




now hurry up and marry me.


Wednesday, September 12, 2007

CHEMISTRY




searching for chemistry, she prowls the streets-
scowling at every other one she meets
searching desperately for what she had before
giving up [again] she trudges home and locks the door.